after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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