We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
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The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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