Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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