ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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