If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
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