So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
my poor anus
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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