Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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