Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
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I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
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