whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
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Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.