I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
25 People Confess The Biggest Betrayal They Have Ever Faced
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
25 Odd Things These Pathetic People Do For Enjoyment
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale