im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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