but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
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i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
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She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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