I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course I have a pirate flag
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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