It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
No subtext here. People are naked.
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do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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