i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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