i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
We have so much sex to catch up on
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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