Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
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