Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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