...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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