he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
