I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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