if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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