just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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