She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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