Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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