i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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