scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
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