There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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