I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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