hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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