Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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