i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
oh god the rape fog is back!
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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