What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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