Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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