Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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