I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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