it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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