lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i dont even know how to be here
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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