so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
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also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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