I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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