The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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