that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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