Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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