I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Randomize
