idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
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Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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