butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
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just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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