Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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