it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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