Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
vagina is talking i cant
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
it's great music for shaving your balls
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
i drank out of a bidet.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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