i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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