If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
4 words: hood of his car
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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