ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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