But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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