Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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