I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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