I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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