Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
