I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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