i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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