I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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