there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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